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ANOTHER REASON TO BACK AWAY FROM BARACK
Monday 08-25-2008 2:53pm ET
 Questioning Madonna's motivations and judgement are way too light a subject to waste time with on The Big One's website. However, the latest offering from the Material Girl's (braintrust?) speaks to a weightier issue.
In recent concerts by the ancient sex kitten, a video screen flashes images of Senator McCain interspersed with images Adolph Hitler while Senator Obama is compared favorably with Ghandi.
This is the major reason this presidential race has turned into such a surrreal farce. The people that back Barack hold him in such a state of messianic reverance it has gone beyond mere hero worship and the cult of celebrity to the point that it is just plain scary.
I stated in this blog within the last year that, while I liked some of the items in the Ron Paul platform, I could never vote for him because of some of the people that backed him. With Obama, the same goes- only ten fold. Celebrities like Madonna will never influence whom I will or will not vote for. The spellbound throng of idiots, disillusioned, and the plain ill-informed currently waiting for Barack Obama to walk on water and cure the ills of the world with pretty speeches that mean nothing and affect nothing, they definitely will sway my vote. A gun to my head and the offer of free millions of dollars to me and my family could not convince me that Obama is the right choice for America now, or ever.
Back to Madonna's idiotic comparisons of John McCain and Hitler. Who is the candidate running for election that has the crowds blindly cooing and oohing his every word at rallies? It's not McCain. Time for Obama to grow the little mustache and reveal himself.Listen to Chris Henry Jailhouse Rock
Wednesday 08-20-2008 2:45pm ET
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Thursday 08-14-2008 1:55pm ET
 So what if the awe-inspiring opening ceremonies of Beijing's Olympics weren't all as awe worthy as we believed them to be at the time. Maybe not all the fireworks were real. Maybe they had lip-synching on songs. Big deal.
So what if you needed a new Ginsu knife to cut through the choking pollution that permeated many outdoor venues for this year's gathering of the world's greatest athletes.
And so what if the female Chinese gymnasts, by rule are supposed to be at least 16 and some of them were clearly embryos. Okay, some of the judging was about as fair as Mao's cultural revolution. At least no one died. Oh, right. An American was fatally stabbed by some Chinese crazy man who also killed himself on the first official day of the games.
We still have Micheal Phelps, right?
CEASE FIRE. AND NOT A MOMENT TOO SOON
Tuesday 08-12-2008 1:25pm ET
If you did not get the chance to consume yesterday's blog. Please do so now, and then come back up here..............................................................Read it yet? Okay.
While blogging about Russia's incursion into the country of Georgia, I stated quite prophetically that there would be some in this country who had no idea what was going on in the world and that even if they did, would have no idea where this war was taking place. Right?
Case in point: 21 year old Bill. Now it wouldn't be that big a deal if Bill was your basic mind of mush idiot who probably wouldn't vote but would still show up at an Obama campaign stop and yell for change. Bill will vote for Obama and is considered to be one of those young educated people who support the Democratic presidential candidate. See Bill is an honors student who is on a free ride to Miami University on an academic scholarship. When Bill was asked about the Russian military attack on Georgia he said something like, "uh-uh, no way Russia could get to Georgia." Bill thought we were discussing the birthplace of Jimmy Carter and Coca-Cola.
This is one of the so-called best and brightest minds of college age America. He doesn't have even clue about the world and our place in it, yet seems to profess he knows that we need change. Well, Bill is right. We do need change. In the way we raise and educate our next generation. I'm extremely worried about the future. Mostly because the future is here and headed for the polls in November.
THIS MEANS WAR!!!!
Monday 08-11-2008 1:02pm ET
I realize that the widening war between mother Russia and the Republic of Georgia is a very serious matter. People are dying by the hundreds, Russia continues to advance towards the Georgian capitol of Tbilisi, and the country of Georgia is begging for American help in the fight which is rediculously lopsided.
All of that said, do you think there is some poor uninformed soul in this country who is worried about encroachment into Alabama?
I can almost hear 'em now. " Ma, we gotta cancel that weekend trip to Stone Mountain- damned Russians have invaded." Inevitably, you would hear that followed with, "it's all Bush's fault. If he just brought the troops home from Iraq, this crap wouldn't be happenin' right now." " Hell, they oughta call in the Mississippi National Guard!" "I knew they should put that wall around South Carolina. Last thing I wanna do is share a towel on Myrtle Beach with some damned Russian commie."
The sad part of this reality is this- if this WERE happening in these United States, Joe Average might understand and care. See if someone you know can find Georgia, the country, on a map. If they point to anywhere near Atlanta, don't leave them home with your dog.
LET'S PAINT THE MOTHER PINK
Thursday 08-07-2008 12:07pm ET
 Constitutionally, she's not old enough to run for President, but just for s's and g's, let us speculate on whom President Paris might have in her cabinet as Commander in Chief.
First, with her driving record and her great relationship with the press, Lindsay Lohan just has to be Secretary of Transportation and White House( or pink house) press secretary.
Next, for her impeccable history of being an easy boss to work for, Beyonce becomes Secretary of Labor.
I would definitely make Janet Jackson the new chairperson of the FCC. I bet she would wear the title responsibly.
Brittany Spears would be the drug czar and head of a new bureaucracy, the Presidents' Council on Motherhood.
Secretary of Defense? Jane Fonda, of course. That's a woman knows how to sit on a tank. ( kinda makes ya wish there had been ied's in Vietnam, doesn't it?). And now that Madonna's over 50, she should definitely be a senior advisor.
Judge Judy as Supreme Court Chief Justice? No, that actually might make too much sense.
I'm sure we can fill out the other cabinet positions when we are not busy having our dogs' nails done or taping ourselves having sex on the internet.
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