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OBAMA STADIUM CORONATION
Thursday 08-28-2008 11:15am ET
Sometimes pictures say it all!
BRITNEY SPEARS WON'T BE SINGING
Thursday 08-28-2008 10:51am ET
Many people are sad. The manager of Britney Spears says she will not be performing on the MTV Video Music Awards show, September 7. There will be no singing from Britney. "Contrary to media reports, Britney was never slated to perform on this year's VMA's," said Larry Rudolph. So what is she going to do? Beats me.
You may be asking yourself why a singer would go on a TV show and not sing, especially since she has no other obvious talents. I think I may have found out why she won't be singing. Check out Britney Spears' real voice! Enjoy our own "Video Music Award."
SAY WHAT ABOUT CVG?
Wednesday 08-27-2008 5:25pm ET
I have to hand it to the public relations people at CVG, the Cincinnati Airport. Why is Delta/Comair and CVG closing the 48 gates in Concource C? To save you a bus ride. That's right. We're lucky enough to be served by the only two airlines that care about your welfare and comfort. Wow. Delta/Comair and the airport are willing to put plywood up on the windows of the 10's of thousands of square feet in that massive Concource C building. They're willing to close up 23 restaurants and shops. They're willing to park the buses, because the bus ride is too inconvenient.
Seriously, traveling through Concource C have you ever...I mean EVER waited more than two minutes for the bus? No. But, Senior Vice President Don Bornhorst of the Delta Connection says Concource C does not include a lot of first class features, such as the Delta Crown Room Club and passengers have complained about taking the bus to terminal C.
So let's do the math shall we?
CONCOURCE C has 48 gates (CLOSED)
CONCOURCE A has 22 gates
CONCOURCE B has 26 gates
CONCOURCE A will gain 8 gates to total 30.
CONCOURCE B will gain 12 gates to total 38.
NET LOSS OF GATES: 28 gates.
Bornhorst says the transition to using only two concources will not result in schedule changes and he does not expect further (flight) reductions this year.
Wanna bet it will be more than 28?
Let's count the empty buildings at CVG now:
CONCOURCE C
TERMINAL ONE
TERMINAL TWO (partially in use)
DHL'S NEW HUB BUILDING
DHL'S OLD HUB BUILDING
And they're forgetting another convenience for you at the "new" CVG. Easier parking. There will be plenty of spots to pull into now. WHITE SMOKE FROM THE CHIMNEY!
Saturday 08-23-2008 7:17am ET
The long wait is over! The white smoke has been seen coming from the Obama Chimney. It's Senator Joe Biden of Delaware.
Now you can return to your normal lives, not that you really cared about this in the first place.
JAIL OR NO JAIL?
Saturday 08-23-2008 8:25am ET
Autumn Leathers after taking the walk of shame to the "big house"
I received an e-mail from a listener of the Saturday Midday Show asking my opinion. The above picture is of another teacher, Autumn Leathers, who was arrested for rocking the world of a 15 year old boy. She's from Maryland and is charged with (among other things) "perverted practice" under Maryland law. "Perverted practice" just let's the imagination run wild, doesn't it? Anyway, the cops say they were tipped off by an "adult," but wouldn't say who or how they knew of the sex, sex and more sex. As is the norm, we know it wasn't dad. So the "adult" was mom (that's normally the case).
The e-mailer asked me a simple question: Jail or no jail? As we have seen, if the female teacher is ugly, the judge will show no mercy. If the female teacher is hot, she'll get off (excuse the pun). The answer to his question: I think she is smokin' hot, but it's hard to tell from the above mugshot. However, with a name like "Autumn Leathers," which sounds like a great porno actress name, the judge will rule NO jail time.
Read all about Autumn Leathers-CLICK HERE
WILL SHE BE THE WOMAN SCORN?
Friday 08-22-2008 5:09pm ET
Maybe it was the photographers. Maybe I have a wild imagination. Maybe he's trying to make Michelle jealous. Maybe she's getting back at Bill.
Since it looks like Hillary Clinton won't be getting the nod as the VP candidate with Barack Obama, I guess it's a good thing. We won't have to see these two making out for 4 years or more. Did you ever see Bill and Al locking lips? Or George and Dick giving each other love pecks on the cheek?
"Kissing? There's no kissing in politics!"
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